the man with no arms

a man walked into the mens room and saw a man standing over a toilet with no arms

the man with no arms asked for help

the man said sure what do you need

well said the man with no arms.. can you pull my dick out so i can go pee

the man said ok, and pulled it out

as he did he noticed it was green and slimey and it had the worst smell ever..

after the man went pee he asked if the guy could put his dick pack in his pants

after the man did this great favor he asked the man what was wrong with his dick

the man with no arms said

"I dont know but I sure as hell dont want to touch it!!"