Italian Stallion

Stephanie is going to meet her date at a high class resturant.

She sat around for 30 minutes and her date still has yet to show up, so she decides to order dinner and eat by herself. She locks eyes with a handsom Italian man named gweedo.

Gweedo notices that she is sitting all alone and calls the waiter over.

Gweedo tells the waiter to send a bottle on their finest wine over to the lady.

When she get the bottle she decides to send a letter over to Gweedo, saying "in order for me to accept this bottle you have to have a mercedes in your garadge, a million dollars in your bank and 7 inches in your pants!"

Gweedo receives the letter and gladly decides to reply to it saying, " for your information I not only have a mercedes-Benz, I also have a Bugatti, Lamborbhini murcielago and a ferrari.

I have over 22 million dollars in my bank account, and not even for a beautiful woman like you would I cut off 3 inches! Send the merlot back!"