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How Many Positions?

Views(781) Created(5-22-07) Category ( Dirty )

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."
The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?"
Johnny says, "Seventy-three."
The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..."
She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?"
Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl."
Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."

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On July 26th 2007 cj4423 Said :
cj4423 srry bout the ouble post
On July 26th 2007 cj4423 Said :
cj4423 nice
On July 26th 2007 cj4423 Said :
cj4423 nice
On July 5th 2007 kdog713 Said :
kdog713 fu-nee
On May 29th 2007 shortngrwn07 Said :
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thats hillarious
On May 25th 2007 01fer Said :
01fer this is wrong lol.
On May 23rd 2007 LinLin030988 Said :
LinLin030988 .. that's a classic.
On May 23rd 2007 LaneyNinjagirl Said :
LaneyNinjagirl haha, Jonhy seems to hv a powerful imgination.. but not much common sense.. My kinda guy ! lol
On May 23rd 2007 datadudez Said :
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i get it 2 but yea it not that funny but ima b nice and giv sum kudos
On May 23rd 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 I get it but it wasn't THAT funny
On May 22nd 2007 kiwilips06 Said :
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lmao....hell naw....thats some funny shit on tha real
On May 22nd 2007 TimmyEllis Said :
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That was good. I almost choked on my gum reading that one. To those of you who don't get it, it means that he came up with so many elaborate sex positions that he forgot the simple one.
On May 22nd 2007 Leialover1 Said :
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bwahaha
On May 22nd 2007 rabid2 Said :
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funny as hell!
On May 22nd 2007 tomjohn116 Said :
tomjohn116 that was funny. these other people are retarded