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Created(5-21-07)
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Created(5-21-07)
Category ( Dirty )
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor
has her on the
delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he
sees the top
of a head push through. Then the baby pops its
head out and says
to the doctor, "Are you my dad?".
The doctor says, "No, I am your doctor!". With that,
the baby pops
right back inside.
"Damn!", says the doctor. A short while later he sees
the head push
through again.
"Are you my dad?", asks the baby.
"No, I am your doctor.", he replies.
Once again the baby vanishes back into his mother's
womb.
The doctor turns to a nurse and says, "Nurse, get
that baby's father
in here right away--we may have a situation on our
hands!". Moments
later the baby's father is in the delivery room, and
the baby's head
once again pops out. "Are you my dad?", the baby
asks of the father.
The father replies, "Yes, little baby, I am your
father!"
The baby then reaches up and begins poking his
father in the forehead
with his index finger--"How do you like that?"
Please Login to post comments| On May 31st 2007 cowheather Said : | |
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you can have sex while pregnant it does nothing |
| On May 23rd 2007 MorSidAsh Said : | |
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LMAO!!!! |
| On May 23rd 2007 RockstarVamp Said : | |
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haha cute |
| On May 23rd 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said : | |
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haha |
| On May 23rd 2007 bRi512 Said : | |
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OMG THATS FUNNY!!! |
| On May 23rd 2007 cjaskot Said : | |
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omg lol! |
| On May 23rd 2007 kap1792 Said : | |
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LOL!
great one =] |
| On May 23rd 2007 01fer Said : | |
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hahaha this is funny
8=========D~~~~~~ |
| On May 23rd 2007 AMBERADKISON02 Said : | |
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HILARIOUS!!! |
| On May 23rd 2007 Randomness9 Said : | |
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i love it and now i love u |
| On May 23rd 2007 LinLin030988 Said : | |
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Haha, that's right :D It's hilarious :D |
| On May 23rd 2007 LaneyNinjagirl Said : | |
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omg !! that's awful !!! I LOVE IT, lol ^_~ |
| On May 23rd 2007 autumnarmas Said : | |
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lol that was funny may not be possible but it was still funny |
| On May 23rd 2007 Toaditup Said : | |
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lmafao |
| On May 21st 2007 Gigglesismine Said : | |
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OMG XD WTF XD |
