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♥RIP Energizer Bunny

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♥The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny.

♥He was six years old.

♥Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42PM last evening.

♥Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going,

♥"Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.

♥An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

♥Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming.....



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On February 20th 2008 bleedingonly4u Said :
bleedingonly4u f-ing funny luv
On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda Hah.
On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo I'm going to be reminded of this EVERY time i use batteries and EVERY time I see an energizer commercial! TO FUNNY!
On May 20th 2007 domj2005 Said :
domj2005 hahha
On May 18th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 lol omg!! i will never look at batteries the same again!!!!
On May 18th 2007 drkangel37 Said :
drkangel37 this is hilariously nasty.
On May 18th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy lmao nasty
On May 18th 2007 flippmeister Said :
my picture
that was jst lame -_-"
On May 17th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lmao!
On May 17th 2007 MorSidAsh Said :
MorSidAsh :O LMAO!
On May 17th 2007 dureall Said :
dureall LMFAO
On May 17th 2007 hi141406457164 Said :
my picture
noob
On May 16th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces My ex tells a joke similar to this.......I'm apparently quick on the trigger, but also quick to reload.........
On May 16th 2007 blah2blah Said :
blah2blah wow....dirty. lol
On May 16th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said :
Kandypeachmunk O_O wow... just. wow