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Created: 05/16 2007
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♥RIP Energizer Bunny

♥The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny.

♥He was six years old.

♥Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42PM last evening.

♥Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going,

♥"Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.

♥An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

♥Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming.....

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On February 20th 2008 bleedingonly4u Said: 
bleedingonly4u f-ing funny luv
On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said: 
poopfaceamanda Hah.
On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said: 
Jokilolo I'm going to be reminded of this EVERY time i use batteries and EVERY time I see an energizer commercial! TO FUNNY!
On May 18th 2007 ElComino68 Said: 
ElComino68 lol omg!! i will never look at batteries the same again!!!!
On May 18th 2007 drkangel37 Said: 
drkangel37 this is hilariously nasty.
On May 18th 2007 Sillyjessy Said: 
Sillyjessy lmao nasty
On May 18th 2007 flippmeister Said: 
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that was jst lame -_-"
On May 17th 2007 Toaditup Said: 
Toaditup lmao!
On May 17th 2007 MorSidAsh Said: 
MorSidAsh :O LMAO!
On May 17th 2007 dureall Said: 
dureall LMFAO
On May 17th 2007 hi141406457164 Said: 
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noob
On May 16th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said: 
TheFrogPrinces My ex tells a joke similar to this.......I'm apparently quick on the trigger, but also quick to reload.........
On May 16th 2007 blah2blah Said: 
blah2blah wow....dirty. lol
On May 16th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said: 
Kandypeachmunk O_O wow... just. wow
On May 16th 2007 Hollwood2 Said: 
Hollwood2 LOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On May 16th 2007 mizzbri Said: 
mizzbri lol
On May 16th 2007 littleraskal Said: 
littleraskal LOL!!!
On May 16th 2007 jstrang111104 Said: 
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ahahahaaaaaaa poor bunny, lol, R.I.P.
On May 16th 2007 criminal911 Said: 
criminal911 thats funny
On May 16th 2007 orexismmii Said: 
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lol, that is too funny!
On May 16th 2007 jillie4evabib Said: 
jillie4evabib I don't git it
On May 16th 2007 Sandrock04 Said: 
Sandrock04 Holy s...! ROFL. Awesome...
On May 16th 2007 guffa78 Said: 
guffa78 lmao!! that's great!
On May 16th 2007 LaveMoofin333 Said: 
LaveMoofin333 thats the best
On May 16th 2007 goldfishmurder Said: 
goldfishmurder What a way to go.