Car Accident

The following is a courtroom exchange between a 

defense attorney and a  farmer with a bodily injury

 claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance 

agent.

Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, 

did you tell the constable you had
 

never felt better in your life?"

Farmer: "That's right."

Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now 

claiming you were seriously injured when my client's 

auto hit your wagon?"

Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to

 my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. 

Then he went over to Rover, my

dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. 

When he asked me how I felt, I just  thought under

 the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words

to say  I've never felt better in my life.