10 things you shouldn't say to a c

1. You say you had me on radar going 85 mph but I know for a fact I was doing 105 mph.

2. I'm sorry, was that a school zone?... I was going so fast I never noticed it.

3. My occupation?... I am a certified Formula 1 race car driver...

4. I was just on my way to your station to pay my other 3 tickets.

5. I was just trying to get through the construction zone as fast as i could, so I wouldn't hit the strange lady with the stop sign..

6. I wasn't feeling very well so I sped up to allow the air to circulate better...

7. I think the important thing here officer, is that I was wearing my seat belt in case I crashed.

8. I would show you my license officer, but you're a few days to late... the judge took it from me last week...

9. Officer, let me refer you to the Bible where it says "forgive and forget."

10. I was just rushing home to pick up my wallet so I could go back and pay my bar tab.