Some of my fave quotes!

This is not really a joke just a collection of funny and sweet quotes and sayings... Not mine originally but still funny! Hope you enjoy!

-Sometimes all it takes is anoher chance to get things right!

-I'm jealous of every girl who has ever ever kissed you because for that moment they held my entire world.

-Its funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different!

-Organized people are just to lazy to look for stuff!

-It's funny how someone can break your heart but you still love them with all the little pieces.

-Keep your head high... there are people who would love to see you fall.

-I roll with the best & nothing less!

-The worst thing you could do is make me fall for you with no intentions to catch me!

-I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt- pictures never replace having been there- memories good or bad will bring tears & words can never replace those feeling.

-Bithc don't bother trying to impress me... telling me what color his boxers are... sweetie, I know.... I bought them... telling me how good he is in bed... bitch I know.... I taught him!