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three lost men and an old witch!

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There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.

She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.

"You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her."

"Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy.

"Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!"

"Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

"Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."

"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

"What do you want for some water?"

"You have to have sex with me."

Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.

"Do me here," she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!"

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again."

This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn't even open her eyes.

"If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

"Eyes closed," he says.

Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.

"Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window.

One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"


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On June 28th 2008 TaylorsBabe14 Said :
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eww eww eww eww eww eww ... I've heard it before but it was different.
On June 9th 2008 ben1yo2 Said :
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fucked up dawg
On January 5th 2008 shamyra0809 Said :
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that was so nasty
On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 At first it was funny, until I realized that I just had buttered corn last night...
On August 16th 2007 MaiiBabii4Evr Said :
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EWWWW!!! LOL!!!
On August 14th 2007 thearm1 Said :
thearm1 yo. thats dirt.
On July 25th 2007 Warningitsash Said :
Warningitsash i just threw up
On July 20th 2007 darthkronik420 Said :
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that is sick
On July 15th 2007 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 ewww!
On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda Sickenining.
On July 10th 2007 00sunday Said :
00sunday i aint ever eatin buttered corn again
On July 9th 2007 BitchyWitchyX Said :
BitchyWitchyX ugh....i dont feel well
On July 2nd 2007 lyndsey59595 Said :
lyndsey59595 ewww
On June 28th 2007 mezikanchulaz2 Said :
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eww thats SICK!!!!!
On June 26th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 lmfao but eww that is fucking gross
On June 23rd 2007 leatherbags Said :
leatherbags WoW :O
On June 23rd 2007 dannieanne Said :
dannieanne omg so gross and funny ...ewww
On June 23rd 2007 LostLoverGrl Said :
LostLoverGrl haha..wow
On June 23rd 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 omg thats so freakin sick i think i just threw up in my mouth ewwww lol
On June 23rd 2007 kmanrriquez726 Said :
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That is just about the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. And I have a very visual/imaginative mind which made it all worse.
On June 23rd 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies gross...yet funny
On June 23rd 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 ewwwwwww lol
On June 23rd 2007 cowgirl182 Said :
cowgirl182 hahaha thats good
On June 23rd 2007 rockerdude22 Said :
rockerdude22 i think i have a differnt version of this joke in my jokes or atleast ive seen one... pretty funny though! ♠
On June 23rd 2007 LySsAjAnElL Said :
LySsAjAnElL Omgos thats sick. funny but totally sick!!