Blonde JOkes
How do you drown a blonde?
You glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
What do you call a blonde with brains?
A golden retreiver.
How do you erase a blonde's memory?
You blow in one ear.
How do you kill a blonde's brain cells?
You don't they kill themselvs.
I can not take credit. I got them from Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
Please Login to post comments| On August 30th 2008 Nicole7080 Said: |
| Before i read the bottom i was like "they got these from breaking dawn!" lolz anyway i totally loved the book and laughed when i heard these |
| On August 27th 2008 NoMoreInk Said: |
| ):( |
| On August 27th 2008 RogerDatShawty Said: |
| THIS IS FUNNY CAN YOU COMMENT ME ON SOME OF MY JOKES???
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| On August 27th 2008 michell1996 Said: |
| i love you |
