At the doctors

There was a brunette that went to the doctors.

The doctor asked what was wrong and the brunette said,"Where ever i touch myself it hurts." She touched her leg, "Ow!", touched her belly, "Ow!", touched her arm, "Ow!", and touched her head,"Ow!"

The doctor said, "You don't happen to be a blond do you?"

And the blonde relplyed, "Yea, I died my hair so people wouldn't think I was a stupid blond anymore."