Bad Sunburn

A man decided to lay out on his roof ,naked, one afternoon. But he didn't expect to fall asleep. After he woke up hours later, he discovered how terribly bad his whole front side was sunburnt. And yes even his ''you know whats'' were also terribly sunburnt. Well his BLONDE g/f came over to his house later on that night and the whole time she was rubbing on his ''privates''. He told his g/f he was going to get them some drinks and went into the kitchen. He called one of his best buddies and told him what was happening and about the sunburn. His friend told him to pour a glass of milk and place ''it'' in the glass to soothe the pain. So he done so and at that time his g/f walked in. She looked at him, wide eyed, and said...... So that's how ya'll refill those things. =)