haha...you gotta check it.

A man walks into the bar that he normally goes in everyday after work. He tells the bartender to give him a glass of water. The bartender asks why he isnt drinking anything, since he normally hits hard on the alcohol.

The man says, "I gotta let up on the drinking, i went home last night and blew chunks."

The bartender says, "It's normal to get sick after a few beers."

The man says, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog."