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two prostitutes and a cop

Views(1152) Created(2-18-08) Category ( Women )

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes - $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."

One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter - $50".

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On May 20th 2008 thuhchris Said :
thuhchris HAHA!! nice
On May 12th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol
On February 20th 2008 Sheyenne11 Said :
Sheyenne11 thats so funnay
On February 20th 2008 Tingting87 Said :
Tingting87 funny
On February 20th 2008 keishaellis Said :
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funny
On February 20th 2008 twilightx28 Said :
twilightx28 Haha. Nice.
On February 20th 2008 Lilkenya Said :
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funny
On February 20th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 Lol.
On February 20th 2008 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha thats great
On February 19th 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 haha u just made YOURSELF look stupid...had to "read it twice" lol...what a blonde
On February 19th 2008 tcocu1 Said :
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not funny at all. i had to read the ending twice to even understand it
On February 19th 2008 ZwolF789 Said :
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Stupid! I didn't even chuckle!
On February 19th 2008 kissyalotz91 Said :
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OMG! tHaTs GrEaT..
On February 18th 2008 06231997 Said :
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i think it kinda funny
On February 18th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 XD that fuckin awesum!