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teacher wearing a short skirt

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A young female teacher wearing a mini skirt was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.

Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Bobby?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.

She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"

"Well teacher, I just saw BOTH of your garters." Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe, and tells him - "I don't want to see you for three weeks!" Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again.

So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"And where do you think you are going?" she asks.

"Well teach, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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On February 20th 2008 donkight Said :
donkight great one amn
On February 20th 2008 glebob Said :
glebob lol thats hilarious
On February 20th 2008 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha thats great
On February 19th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 it got a smile outta me
On February 19th 2008 sloppyramen Said :
sloppyramen yayaya-- the punchline wasn't any funnier than the rest of the joke...
On February 19th 2008 treyman44 Said :
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nice joke dude
On February 19th 2008 tcocu1 Said :
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it was funnier at the start, they ending could have been worded a bit better.
On February 19th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster lucky devil. gets outta school for dat
On February 19th 2008 twilightx28 Said :
twilightx28 Ok that was HISTERICAL! Loved it.
On February 19th 2008 whitepoison Said :
whitepoison WOW lol first joke that actually made me smile in a long long time!
On February 18th 2008 gothlvr98 Said :
gothlvr98 LMFAO!!!
On February 18th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 haha i love it! hahahhah =]=]=] XD XD XD XD
On February 17th 2008 kissmebaby9 Said :
kissmebaby9 it was alright
On February 17th 2008 chelseaprice12 Said :
chelseaprice12 wtf???? lol !!!!!! xDDDDD
On February 17th 2008 lissaishot Said :
lissaishot haha