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how many times have you had sex

Views(1526) Created(2-11-08) Category ( Dirty )

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

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On May 25th 2008 1979adam Said :
1979adam lol
On May 23rd 2008 xXkenzieXz Said :
xXkenzieXz lolz.
On May 22nd 2008 EeyoreRulez Said :
EeyoreRulez lol! =D
On February 19th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 heard it b4 but still funny
On February 18th 2008 TracyX79 Said :
TracyX79 LMAO.....I need on of those!!!!
On February 13th 2008 amarga Said :
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He was an Englishman????????? Got to get one of those!!!!!!!!!
On February 13th 2008 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 nice!
On February 13th 2008 dancenightaway Said :
dancenightaway that is good. lol.
On February 13th 2008 angiegymgurl Said :
angiegymgurl OMFG!ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
On February 13th 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 then look in the mirror and laugh away...BlurDkz
On February 13th 2008 BlurDkz Said :
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tis is lame..c'mon u kol tis a joke..?i hear a better joke den tis b4..i rather luagh at a lame clown den reading tis..WASTING MY TIME!..
On February 13th 2008 CoraLS89 Said :
CoraLS89 OMG i was not expecting that.. i though 'aww poor Englighman'
On February 12th 2008 amandaknowsjo Said :
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That is too funny!!
On February 12th 2008 turtle123xo Said :
turtle123xo LMAO that is halrious!!!
On February 11th 2008 ILUVZME Said :
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LOL