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quick, while everyone's asleep!

Views(760) Created(2-8-08) Category ( Lists )

Two voices, one male and one female, are overheard on a plane:

"I htink everyone's asleep, let's go."

"This one's empty...no one's looking, you go in first."

"It's a bit cramped, let me sit down!"

"You got the condom? Quick, put it on."

Sniff, sniff, "Ah perfume, you think of everything!"

"This is great.....ohhh" (long sigh)

Static on the loudspeaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector please."



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On March 20th 2008 degrassinerd Said :
degrassinerd i took that so wrong at first lol
On February 18th 2008 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo lmao! that is too funny!
On February 10th 2008 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 My mind was sooo going the other direction!
On February 10th 2008 angiegymgurl Said :
angiegymgurl i never though about them having sex in the bathroom.....i guess it's alright....
On February 10th 2008 cheeriocakes Said :
cheeriocakes lol its good i guess.
On February 9th 2008 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot they put the condom over the smoke detector so it wouldnt go off from the smoke of the cigarettes...smoking isnt allowed on planes, however most people would think the people were having sex when they read this..hope that helps
On February 9th 2008 BITEmeEDWARD Said :
BITEmeEDWARD i dont get it
On February 8th 2008 msszelly Said :
msszelly GUTTER MINDS ALWAYS SEX LOL
On February 8th 2008 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 hah
On February 8th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster QUICK! WHILE EVERYONE'S ASLEEP!
On February 8th 2008 emochic4lyfe Said :
emochic4lyfe lolz...ud think they were havin' sex....smokin....hilarious!!