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little red riding hood and wolf

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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
"Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit!"

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On February 7th 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 shes not following him...she just skipping through the woods to her grandma's house for some baked bluberry pie and freshly squeezed orange juice idk
On February 7th 2008 angiegymgurl Said :
angiegymgurl wait...isnt she supposed to be trying to get away from him instead of the other way around?