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FlagMEETING SANTA!!
Created(1-24-08)
Category ( Dirty )
A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice,
"Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the pressents to the children, you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile, just stay for a while..."
Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please...Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa...Pleeeease...Stay..."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my willy this way!!"
Please Login to post comments| On January 31st 2008 JimbobNguyen Said : | |
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lol |
| On January 26th 2008 waza660 Said : | |
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comedy! |
| On January 25th 2008 amshaye Said : | |
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omgosh that hilarious |
| On January 25th 2008 skttllvr Said : | |
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that is histerical!! lol.. |
| On January 25th 2008 blondie213 Said : | |
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omg LMFAO! |
| On January 25th 2008 brokenvampire1 Said : | |
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lmao... |
| On January 25th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said : | |
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lololol nice |
| On January 24th 2008 urmine4ever93 Said : | |
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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| On January 24th 2008 urmine4ever93 Said : | |
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wow lol that is funny lol......!!! |
| On January 24th 2008 Sk8ncutie001 Said : | |
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nice! |
| On January 24th 2008 kirstengoes Said : | |
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lol |
| On January 24th 2008 TheBranster Said : | |
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and how old was the girl? |
| On January 24th 2008 kimomega Said : | |
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lol |
| On January 24th 2008 litgirl21 Said : | |
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nice! kudos lol |
| On January 24th 2008 bobk12 Said : | |
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES |
