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clock is busted

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. By the time I got home it was 3:00am, and just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."



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On January 25th 2008 listen147 Said :
listen147 haha. pretty funny!
On January 22nd 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster they really have cuckoo clocks that do that? sounds wonderful
On January 22nd 2008 angelbeforeyou Said :
angelbeforeyou there is another joke on this site the same but it is the woman coming in.
On January 22nd 2008 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 hahahhahhahahahaa lmfao
On January 22nd 2008 LowrCseCapitl Said :
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Ha ha ha! That's cute!
On January 21st 2008 kissmebaby9 Said :
kissmebaby9 i like it...
On January 21st 2008 TXgirlstucknNM Said :
TXgirlstucknNM lmoa
On January 21st 2008 Karie23 Said :
Karie23 lmao
On January 21st 2008 codeme Said :
codeme lol!
On January 21st 2008 kawaiipuppet Said :
kawaiipuppet stolen from someone else
On January 21st 2008 keywanni Said :
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wow
On January 21st 2008 2lateforme Said :
2lateforme lol nice.
On January 21st 2008 Sk8ncutie001 Said :
Sk8ncutie001 lol!
On January 21st 2008 mousey17 Said :
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lol
On January 21st 2008 mousey17 Said :
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lol
On January 21st 2008 kandicetha13 Said :
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nothing
On January 21st 2008 jimandemmy Said :
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Shame you changed the joke!! was far more funnier the real way with a blonde girl pulling one over her husband!!
On January 21st 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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LOL i didn't see that coming