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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit
my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."
She then asked Johnny what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Johnny thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great
pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."

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On June 26th 2008 cj8067 Said :
cj8067 LMFa0...THaS WHaT THE TEaCHER GETS
On February 13th 2008 dancenightaway Said :
dancenightaway omg. that was good.
On February 12th 2008 chelseaprice12 Said :
chelseaprice12 OMG THATS AWESOME!!!!! LMFAO
On February 5th 2008 necrosiss Said :
necrosiss haha that was perfect.
On January 23rd 2008 joshmyers112 Said :
joshmyers112 lol that was absolutely hilarious
On January 23rd 2008 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies brilliant
On January 22nd 2008 HaraKumiko Said :
HaraKumiko SWEET. And cute.
On January 10th 2008 LizWinker93 Said :
LizWinker93 haha thats hilarious :]
On January 9th 2008 jcfreak0320012 Said :
jcfreak0320012 that was good!
On January 9th 2008 HumanF17TH Said :
HumanF17TH lmao...cute
On January 7th 2008 pookiepanda88 Said :
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that was funny
On January 7th 2008 pookiepanda88 Said :
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that was funny
On January 6th 2008 monkey892 Said :
monkey892 haHA
On January 6th 2008 DeathMetalPunk Said :
DeathMetalPunk lol sweet
On January 6th 2008 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart haha
On January 6th 2008 XxXkillinMeXxX Said :
XxXkillinMeXxX hella funny!!!!!!!!!!!
On January 5th 2008 LaLaLaLeahRae Said :
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Lol that is a good joke
On January 5th 2008 chrissybrigg13 Said :
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that's funny
On January 5th 2008 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo haha thats cute
On January 5th 2008 diet7up Said :
diet7up hahaha cute and funny!
On January 5th 2008 LiLiBowler Said :
LiLiBowler lol
On January 5th 2008 stics917 Said :
stics917 lmao
On January 5th 2008 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 nice
On January 5th 2008 DemonzR4eva Said :
DemonzR4eva lol...awesomely awesome...really funny
On January 5th 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 winnie the shit = winnie the poo, damn