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Views(1060) Created(1-4-08) Category ( Blonde )

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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On February 19th 2008 aaimeey Said :
aaimeey im a blonde but i dont get offended by these jokes i think they are funny. this was pretty funny!
On February 13th 2008 chelseaprice12 Said :
chelseaprice12 OMG LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO & I'M BRUNETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
On January 6th 2008 kristenalbro1 Said :
my picture
fuck u im a blonde lol
On January 6th 2008 JACKYARROYO Said :
my picture
OMG LOL....BLONDES THIS DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On January 6th 2008 cheeriocakes Said :
cheeriocakes That was retarded.
On January 6th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 haha
On January 6th 2008 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lol
On January 5th 2008 chrissybrigg13 Said :
my picture
lol
On January 5th 2008 stics917 Said :
stics917 lol
On January 5th 2008 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 rofl! LMFAO!
On January 5th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster rofl, thats TESTerriffic
On January 5th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster rofl, thats TESTriffic
On January 5th 2008 dhmm Said :
dhmm hahahaha
On January 4th 2008 YoruTsuki Said :
YoruTsuki haha funny
On January 4th 2008 Daemion Said :
Daemion this was MY joke first!