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Views(1503) Created(12-28-07) Category ( Women )

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart …. Nice children you’ve got there, are they twins?”

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?…… Do you really think they look alike?”

“No,” replies the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice!”



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On February 19th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 old but still very funny!
On February 15th 2008 degrassinerd Said :
degrassinerd lmfao haha
On February 13th 2008 dancenightaway Said :
dancenightaway funny! do you come up with these yourself?
On January 23rd 2008 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies zinger
On January 18th 2008 chrissybrigg13 Said :
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lol
On January 9th 2008 tardlard Said :
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u were right, that guy DID copy ur joke.
On January 1st 2008 Patriciaxox Said :
Patriciaxox copied.
On January 1st 2008 3305911111 Said :
3305911111 HA that was awesome
On January 1st 2008 eff92 Said :
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hehe, thats good
On December 30th 2007 kimmy626 Said :
kimmy626 LOL. that's funny
On December 30th 2007 DoodleSnicks Said :
DoodleSnicks Ha Ha thats funny. It made me laugh.
On December 30th 2007 PhilDague Said :
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GAY
On December 30th 2007 214crystal Said :
214crystal thats funny!!
On December 30th 2007 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 ouch! that's gotta hurt!
On December 30th 2007 101lawa101 Said :
101lawa101 lame!
On December 30th 2007 haleyheartbeat Said :
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ahhahahhahah that made my day
On December 29th 2007 lehoriginals Said :
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Funniest joke I,ve heard in years!! Absolute laugh riot. LOL. LOL.
On December 29th 2007 lehoriginals Said :
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Funniest joke I,ve heard in years!! Absolute laugh riot. LOL. LOL.
On December 29th 2007 lehoriginals Said :
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Funniest joke I,ve heard in years!! Absolute laugh riot. LOL. LOL.
On December 29th 2007 ramosb4 Said :
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lame!
On December 29th 2007 00sunday Said :
00sunday awwww snap dats funnie
On December 29th 2007 sballprincess9 Said :
sballprincess9 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On December 29th 2007 heathsgurl94 Said :
heathsgurl94 ha ha omg thats funny!
On December 29th 2007 mariachilover Said :
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funny! my sis thinks its "essed" i think its AWESOMELY FUNNY
On December 29th 2007 mariachilover Said :
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funny! my sis thinks its "essed" i think its AWESOMELY FUNNY