why????

why is it only in america u can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

why is it only in america handicap parking places in front of skating rinks

why is it in america drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions but healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

why is it in america people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke

why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

in america why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage

in america why do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 

only in america do you buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight

why do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille???