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A Frog and A Blonde

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So a blonde Animal's Reflex physician decided to experiment upon a frog and his jumping capabilities.

She said, "JUMP!".  The frog jumped.

Replacing the frog to its original position, she proceeded to remove one of its legs.  "JUMP!" she commanded.

Though in pain, the frog obeyed.

Again, she took off another of the frog's appendages.  "JUMP!" was the demand.

Though flailing, the frog took another powerful leap.

A third leg was removed from the poor frog, and another "JUMP!" was heard.

Though easily describable as the gimpiest frog-jump of all time, the frog submitted to the command.

Finally, the fourth and final leg was removed.  One last time the scientist yelled, "JUMP!"

The frog did nothing.

"Just as I thought," mused the blonde, recording her results in a notebook.  "As a frog loses its legs, it loses its sense of hearing."

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