Bar Joke

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: "Hey man, I did your mom last night!"

So the bartender says: "Man, I don't  want to listen to that kind of stuff. Go away!"

About 10 minutes later the man comes back and says: "Hey, your mom is a FREAK!"

And the bartender says: "What did I tell you? Leave!"

So about 15 minutes pass by and the man comes back AGAIN and says: "Wow, your mom is AWESOME!"

So finally the bartender says: "DAD! GO HOME!"