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Views(256) Created(4-6-07) Category ( Blonde )

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.
After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.
"Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right"
I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"


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On May 21st 2008 Caseitta Said :
Caseitta hehe this one made me lol in the middle of class haha
On July 20th 2007 poet77 Said :
poet77 lmfao
On July 6th 2007 joabizz Said :
joabizz lol, thats funny!
On May 29th 2007 wickedpopular Said :
wickedpopular I thought it was funny. Even if I knew what was coming.
On April 8th 2007 ausjo Said :
ausjo The title of the joke kinda gives away the punchline, but it was quite funny. ;)
On April 7th 2007 krusss Said :
krusss it's suppose to be stupid, blondes are stupid!
On April 6th 2007 Yanks19 Said :
Yanks19 ok anybody else?
On April 6th 2007 dog46679 Said :
dog46679 thats stupid lol