Butthole and Harriy Butt

There was a girl who's goal was to get a dog and name it Butthole, and get a house and name it Hairrybutt by the time she got out of collage. She finally graduated and named her dog Butthole and her house Hairybutt.

One day, Butthole was lost. She went searching everywhere in Hairy Butt screaming, "Butthole, come here butthole" but she couldn't find him. So she called the police and said, "Police, police, I can't find my Butthole. I looked all over my Hairy Butt but I couldn't find my Butthole."