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Husband and Wife

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.

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On October 14th 2007 angiegymgurl Said :
angiegymgurl o0o0o0o0o0o0o BURN!
On October 7th 2007 nerdzilla2000 Said :
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lol, serves him right
On September 16th 2007 jellybeanz19 Said :
jellybeanz19 i love this one ... .
On September 16th 2007 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 OOHH SNAPSSS BURNNNN
On September 16th 2007 princepatrisia Said :
princepatrisia thats cold but funny
On September 16th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness I would say the same thing! This is really good!
On September 16th 2007 lizzyeddi Said :
lizzyeddi nice
On September 15th 2007 donns Said :
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heard it before! funny as
On September 15th 2007 donns Said :
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heard it before! funny as
On September 14th 2007 additional001 Said :
additional001 ayche wah wah
On September 14th 2007 alonawh Said :
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thats fucking hilarious
On September 14th 2007 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha thats horrible. =]
On September 14th 2007 kmolina1983 Said :
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damn that's messed up LMFAO
On September 14th 2007 Dax79 Said :
Dax79 Sounds like something you would do. So cruel!