Heart Transplant!

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Created(9-8-07)

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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. And, the third donor is an
attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"

"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the lawyer's heart. "It was easy," explained the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

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On September 8th 2007 dynasty001 Said :

	i have to tell that to a person i know whos an attorney.

On September 8th 2007 jessekaraft Said :

	lol u really dont like lawyers

On September 8th 2007 spymaster1026 Said :

	burn!!!!!!!!!

On September 8th 2007 RachieJones Said :

	Aw!

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