A Hell of a Surprise

A man died and was sent to hell. A few seconds after his arrival, the Devil appeared in a cloud of smoke and said "Why hello, welcome to Hell! You're just in time for dinner, please follow me."

The man followed the Devil rather nervously, wondering what was going to happen, and was surprized to find a table piled high with delicious food waiting for him. Assuming this was his last good meal before hell started, he dug in.

When he was finished the Devil said, "Now allow me to show you to your quarters." The man sighed and reluctantly followed the Devil down a long hallway. He could hear terrible blood-curdling screams coming from behind a door at the end of the hall. "Well," he thought, "this is it."

But to his surprize the Devil turned left at the the door, and led him down another hallway and outside towards a magnificent beachhouse with a Porsche in front. When they got there the Devil handed the befuddeled man the keys to house and car, wished him a nice stay and turned to leave. The man couldn't take it any longer. He said to the Devil "Excuse me, but I don't understand. This is hell, and I'm being treated like a king! What was behind the door we went past on the way here? Is that what's really in store for me?"

The Devil smiled and said, "Why no, the room we went by is reserved for the Catholics. They seem to want it that way."