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The Bates!

Views(422) Created(8-27-07) Category ( Dirty )

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

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On August 29th 2007 MikeyLH Said :
MikeyLH LOL
On August 29th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
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On August 29th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 ha ha
On August 28th 2007 trusasquatch Said :
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ok tht was pretty funny
On August 27th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces lol
On August 27th 2007 Nakita9008 Said :
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funny funny funny!
On August 27th 2007 melibeans10 Said :
melibeans10 took me a while but i got it..
On August 27th 2007 squiggles123 Said :
squiggles123 oooooohhhh i get it