Drunk driving!

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Created(8-14-07)

Category ( Dirty )

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'

She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'

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On August 15th 2007 bridgetann2007 Said :

	it has an unexspected ending i think its funny

On August 14th 2007 carderelli Said :

	HAHA! That was awesome. Not what I expected when I opened it, which makes it much better. Keep up the good work.

On August 14th 2007 Exodiafinder Said :

	LOL. Finally, a good orignal joke. Keep up the good work. Almost no one does original jokes anymore.

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