Car engine

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Created(8-13-07)

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After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted. The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."

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On August 15th 2007 jvansyoc Said :

	GREAT!!!

On August 15th 2007 sadidaisbroken Said :

	LMFAO!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

On August 15th 2007 jaylynn142434 Said :

	haha thts a good 1

On August 15th 2007 squiggles123 Said :

	oh i got it after reading the comments

On August 15th 2007 DevilHeart87 Said :

	HA! I'm going to laugh myself to sleep tonight.. Good one

On August 13th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :

	He does all his work through a long, thin tube, kind of like a muffler......Another awesome joke, Xian!

On August 13th 2007 XianRazius Said :

	A Gynaecologist is a the person the works on the female private parts...

On August 13th 2007 adiogirl17 Said :

	i dont get it.

On August 13th 2007 HIMDarling612 Said :

	that's really funny stupid people wouldn't understand

On August 13th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :

	haha. that's actually kind of funny.

On August 13th 2007 undiie Said :

	Haha, I doubt many people will understand it....=]

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