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Anime therapy

Views(132) Created(1-25-08) Category ( Other )

  • Hello, you've reached the office for InuYasha Character Therapy. If you'd like to speak to one of our counselors, please listen to the following choices:
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  • If you're InuYasha, you have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Please press 1 repeatedly. We know your heart is telling you to press another number, but until you resolve your issues with the first number, we know you'll keep pressing it.
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  •  If you're Kagome, you have co-dependency. Please ask InuYasha to press 2 for you. But if he presses something wrong, osuwari him.
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  • If you're Kohaku, you suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome. But don't be afraid to press 3. It'll be okay soon enough.
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  •  If you're Suikotsu, you have multiple personality disorder. Please press 4, 5, and 6.
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  • If you're Naraku, you have control issues. Go ahead and make one of your little underlings press 7 for you.
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  • If you're Sesshoumaru, you have a Narcissistic disorder. You might feel you're too good to press 8, but if you do, we won't tell anyone.
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  • If you're Miroku, you've dialed the wrong number. Please call the number to register with the sex offender’s listing. Thank you for calling.


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On April 18th 2008 SmartAzngirl Said :
SmartAzngirl Miroku is hilarious
On February 7th 2008 countrycousan Said :
countrycousan that is friggin hilarious