Assasin

A man was talking to a guy and he asked, "So what do you do for a living?" and the guy answered, "I'm an assasin." the man laughed and said, "No really."

The guy took out a huge box with a sniper gun in it and set it up. "No really, i am. In fact, i can see your house from here." The man looked through the telescope and said, "Youre right! There's my wife.....and...my neighbor." The assasin looked at him as he said, "How much does it cost for you to kill somebody."

"1,000 dollars each time i pull the trigger, where do you want me to shoot them?" the man replied, "One through my neighbor's cock for putting it in her, and one through my wife's mouth for yelling his name." the assasin agreed and looked through the telescope.

A few minutes passed by but he didn't shoot, so the man asked why he hadnt done anything, "The wind is too strong" the guy said.

A few more minutes passed by and the man started to get annoyed and asked, "Why havent you shot them yet?!"

the assasin said back, "I'm about to save you 1,000 dollars.