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Bear and rabbit

Views(175) Created(7-4-07) Category ( Other )

Once there was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other. One day they found a lamp and genie inside. He said he would grant each of them 3 wishes.

the bear went first and said, "I wish i was the only male bear in all of the forest and the rest were females" and he got his wish

the rabbit went next and said, "I wish i had a motorcycle" and he got his wish

it was the bear's turn and he said "I wish i was the only male bear in all of the U.S. but the rest were females" and he got his wish

the rabbit said "I wish i had a helmet to go with the motorcycle" and he got his wish

it was the bear's last turn and he said "I wish i was the only male bear in the whole world and the rest were females" and he got his wish

the rabbit went up for his last turn and he said "I wish that bear was gay."



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On November 20th 2007 Vestque Said :
Vestque LOL Heard it, but hardly remembered it. Still mega funny though ^_^
On November 18th 2007 brosbestfrien1 Said :
brosbestfrien1 lol
On July 5th 2007 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 Heard it before but it is still funny.
On July 4th 2007 NATURELOVER1 Said :
NATURELOVER1 LOL!!!
On July 4th 2007 Akinka Said :
Akinka lolz!