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COWBOY IN A GAY BAR

Views(1497) Created(3-1-07) Category ( Bar )

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, then he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." 
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the man proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." 
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!


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On May 18th 2007 InDyiz2CutE Said :
InDyiz2CutE lol..LOL..>YAY 4 HIM!!!!!!! ;)
On March 9th 2007 xjerseygirl20x Said :
xjerseygirl20x lol
On March 8th 2007 ashleyswebb Said :
ashleyswebb haha that was funny... the names of the penis hahah i loved it!
On March 1st 2007 hottie20718 Said :
hottie20718 this shit was mad funny lmfao!!!! fo real
On March 1st 2007 casey1rush1991 Said :
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thats hilleroius man that was great
On March 1st 2007 x0beLiNDa0x Said :
x0beLiNDa0x lol yeah, i though that was gonna come out of his mouth ^_^
On March 1st 2007 lala2463 Said :
lala2463 lmao, i wasn't expecting that
On March 1st 2007 sumlady32 Said :
sumlady32 funny shit...fo realzzz...
On March 1st 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 awesome lol
On March 1st 2007 honeydipin Said :
honeydipin lol
On March 1st 2007 lizzardone Said :
lizzardone Heard before but still love it....lmao
On March 1st 2007 scottydsntkno0 Said :
scottydsntkno0 omg haha that is funny
On March 1st 2007 uthorn10 Said :
uthorn10 OMGOODNESS!!!! That was just funny!!!
On March 1st 2007 Dakadurka Said :
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OMFG! That is so bad....