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TWENTY YEARS

Views(1413) Created(2-23-07) Category ( Relationships )

A lady woke up during the night and saw that her husband was not in the bed beside her.

So, the woman searched around the house looking for him and found him sitting at the kitchen table staring folornly into a cup of coffee. He was deep in thought. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail"?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."



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On June 14th 2008 nothingbuthot Said :
nothingbuthot thats funny no im kidding it sucked
On June 17th 2007 Alexaluvshim Said :
Alexaluvshim someone please explain
On June 15th 2007 stuffie05 Said :
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i dont get eeht!
On April 9th 2007 yankeefan215 Said :
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dumbass faggot
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Kurstie6566 i dont get it..
On February 24th 2007 JC50210 Said :
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stupid
On February 24th 2007 DanielleM1993 Said :
DanielleM1993 Stupid
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xXRussellXx Thats great but some people dont get it! lol
On February 23rd 2007 clairehillsmit Said :
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Haha... I don't get it.
On February 23rd 2007 pimpman05 Said :
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gay
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i think it is funny......
On February 23rd 2007 EstePerpetua Said :
EstePerpetua omg thats awesome
On February 23rd 2007 Klee0604 Said :
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Hehe, that's a pretty cool one!
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cutelilcasey12 i don't get it..
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carebearl0ver i love it!!
On February 23rd 2007 mirandamorgan Said :
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lol
On February 23rd 2007 rscott0318 Said :
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thats is terrible, and i've heard that one before
On February 23rd 2007 ashleyswebb Said :
ashleyswebb hahahaha evil yet soo funny
On February 23rd 2007 superz316 Said :
superz316 LOL!!