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YOUR DAD SENT ME

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Murphy goes to see his best friend Pat whose lying on the sofa with his leg in a cast.

Pat says: "My feet are freezin, will you go upstairs and fetch me my slippers?"

Murphy goes upstairs and there are Pat's gorgeous twin daughters lying on the bed.

Murphy Says: "Your Dad's sent me up to have sex with both of you."

"No way!! your a fuckin liar!" say the girls.

"I'll prove it," says Pat and he shouts down the stairs. "Both of them Pat??"

Pat yells back, "Well fuckin' one's no use!! " 



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On January 12th 2008 fuckyocouchtt Said :
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haha ur an idiot it should be murphy upstairs yelling down to pat
On January 12th 2008 foxdemon420 Said :
foxdemon420 Why is pat yelling at himself???
On January 1st 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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lmfao
On October 7th 2007 kewla209 Said :
kewla209 lol hahaha
On August 9th 2007 pears101 Said :
pears101 hehehehe
On August 6th 2007 LoserOfTheYr Said :
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man thats so wrong!
On June 3rd 2007 katie940713 Said :
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that's so wrong
On April 27th 2007 Nadz0511 Said :
Nadz0511 wrong! lol
On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said :
lil1flower that is so wrong
On April 21st 2007 ziz908 Said :
ziz908 dats so wrong.
On March 11th 2007 soldierofLHS Said :
soldierofLHS so...pat yelled to himself?
On March 1st 2007 iluvbobbymarr Said :
iluvbobbymarr wow omgod...
On February 17th 2007 maggaless Said :
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thats fricken wick
On February 17th 2007 16sweetthang Said :
16sweetthang that is so funny butwrong they sed but still funny as heck...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
On February 16th 2007 jimmyjames4 Said :
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that was good until u said that pat shouts down the stairs
On February 16th 2007 AylaRamos Said :
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good one..its just a joke.
On February 16th 2007 jey666death Said :
jey666death that was wrong...but still funny
On February 16th 2007 mikayal Said :
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haha thats funny lol
On February 16th 2007 aliton Said :
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lol that is crazy
On February 16th 2007 666TOXIC666 Said :
666TOXIC666 lol wow...
On February 16th 2007 roxygurl1 Said :
roxygurl1 it was ok but not the best joke ever
On February 16th 2007 JaclynMoore Said :
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lol....awesome
On February 16th 2007 bustamove213 Said :
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u messed up...its supose 2 say murphy shouts down the stairs, not pat
On February 16th 2007 morpheus17 Said :
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that was pretty funny
On February 16th 2007 wildangel74 Said :
wildangel74 ok this ones not quite as funny as the lil girl one but its righteous