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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A half carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A small head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single".

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're really ugly."


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On February 13th 2007 Ihasbighooterz Said :
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lmao
On February 12th 2007 carolakafroggy Said :
carolakafroggy That aint even funny. That is supid and immature. Sounds like something my 14 year old brother would do. STUPID!!
On February 12th 2007 sbgrl2011 Said :
sbgrl2011 that is so mean!
On February 12th 2007 Emomonkee Said :
Emomonkee You r a retard
On February 12th 2007 mudbugfan Said :
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that's wrong
On February 12th 2007 iloveweevlitz Said :
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OMG NICE!!!
On February 12th 2007 superz316 Said :
superz316 LOL.... I was wondering where that was going... LOl...