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Confession of a Jew

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.

"Father O’Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better."

"My good man," says the priest, "I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?"

The guy replies: "I’m telling everybody!"



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On February 7th 2007 Kimdolion Said :
Kimdolion this wasnt that funny...
On February 7th 2007 iloveweevlitz Said :
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Jews don't go to confession--Catholics go to confession--That's why its funny. A priest is Catholic. Wow you are slow!
On February 7th 2007 JenJew Said :
JenJew So why did it have to be a Jewish guy? And even so, why would a priest tell him he's in the wrong place for a confession?
On February 7th 2007 superz316 Said :
superz316 lol... I would do the same thing!!! LOL