THE BEAR HUNTER

A hunter is walking through the woods when he comes across a giant bear.  The hunter takes out his pistol and fires, but he misses the bear.  The bear charges the hunter, knocks him down, flips him over and has sex with him! 

When the bear is finished he grabs the hunter by the hair and screams in his ear..."now get outta here and never come back!"

The next day the hunter returns, this time with a rifle.  He finds the bear again, takes aim, fires...and misses again!  And just like the day before, the bear charges the hunter, knocks him down, flips him over, and has sex with him. 

The bear finishes and grabs the hunter by the hair and screams in his ear..."I told you to never come back here!!"

The next day, the hunter determined to kill the bear, returns with a rocket launcher.  He finds the bear again.  He starts setting up to shoot the bear when he steps on a stick and makes a loud noise.  The bear looks up, sees the hunter and once again charges him! 

The bear knocks the rocket launcher away, knocks the hunter down, flips him over, grabs him by the hair and whispers in his ear...."you're not really here to hunt are you?"