LITTLE JOHNNY PLAYS TRUCK DRIVER

One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw Little Johnny sitting on the curb.

The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand.

Every few minutes, Little Johnny would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.

After the man watched Little Johnny for a few minutes he walked over and asked the boy what he was doing. 

Little Johnny replied, "I'm playing truck driver!"

"Playing truck driver?" the man asked.

"Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!"