singing bird

ok there was a guy that wanted to buy his wife a very special gift. for christmas. so he goes into the pet store to check the stuff out he looks at the fish when a the owner come up to him and says can i help u the guy says um ya do u have anything really special i wanna get my wife something just amazing . the owner says yes i have just the thing. they both walk over to a tiny lil birdy. the owner says here is that specail something. the man looks over at him and says what does he do. the owner says what does he do. well if u light a match and put it under his left wing he starts singing twinkle twinkle little star. if u light a match and put it under his right wing he will sing amazing grace. the man is astounded and says ill take him!. he pays for the bird and goes home and cant wait to give the bird to his wife. the next day the man comes in with a mad look on his face and goes up to the owner at the check out counter. the owner says can i help u the man says this bird u gave me is whats the problem my wife hates me . the owner looks shocked?. i gave it to my wife and showed her the cool tricks she loved it untill i exidently dropped the match and it went under his nuts and he started singing chestnuts roasting on a open fire..