Dead man

One day a sad man decides to kill himself. To make sure he dies he decides he will drink posion, jump off a cliff with a rope around his neck, shoot him self on the way down, and set him self on fire.

 So he finds the cliff ties a rope around a tree and his neck. He then drinks the posion, sets him self on fire and jumps off the cliff.

He shoots the gun but misses and the bullet cuts the rope. he fails to the ocean below and the water puts out the fire. the shock makes him throw up the posion. a fisher man finds him and takes him to a hospital were he dies off hypothermia.