Poor man's Christmas

A rich man and a poor man sat next to each other at a bar.

They had short conversation about the holidays.

The rich man was explaining to the poor man what he had bought his wife for Christmas.

"I got her kinda like a combo-gift. A new Mercedes, a daimond necklace and an engagement ring."

"WOW!" said the poor man, "Thats A great gift!"

The rich man said "Yeah, I just hope she likes it." Then he asked the poor man, "What did you get your wife for Christmas?"

The poor man took another sip of his beer and said, "I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo. Thats kinda a combo gift too."

"how's that?" the rich man asked.

"Well, if she dont like the flip-flops, she can take the dildo and go fuck herself!" - said the poor man.