When life gives you lemons...

 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Better yet, chuck them at mean people and hope it gets in their eyes. You can still make lemonade, if you throw sugar at them. No, use SALT! Then it'll be all stingy. And you can make margaritas!   Margaritas are way better than lemonade anyways, i would think. You know what, screw the lemon, the sugar and the salt. Just throw a freakin grenade at the person. Then they'll die! MUHAHAHAHA!