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Created: 11/30 2007
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Smart kid

An old man was sitting in his chair on his porch on morning when he noticed a young boy walk by carring something on his shoulder and asked,

"Hey son what do you have there?"

"Chicken wire." the boy replied.

The old man thought for a moment and asked, "What are you going to do with it?"

The boy replied, "Why catch chickens of course."

"Don't you know you can't catch chickens with chicken wire?" the old man scoffed. The boy just shrugged and went on his way. Later that evening the boy came back and sure enough he had that roll of chicken wire and it was full of chickens! As the boy went on he just turned his head and smiled.

The next day the same boy walked by but this time he had something in his hand. The old man asked again "Son, what do you got there?"

"Duct tape" the boy replied.

The old man asked again " WHat do you got that for?"

"To catch Ducks of course." the boy replied.

The old man couldn't resist "You do know you cant catch Ducks with Duct Tape, right?" But again the boy just shrugged and went on his way.

Later that day the boy returned through and low and behold he had a bunch of ducks attached to a string of Duct Tape. Again the boy just looked at the old man and gave a smile.

On the third day the boy came by and this time he was carryinga branch of some sort. Curiosity of course grabbed him and he asked the boy "Son, what you got there?"

The boy looked up at him and said "Pussywillow."

Quickly the old man got up from his chair and said "Hang on a sec, let me get my hat."

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On December 30th 2007 xXXxjuicyxXxXX Said: 
xXXxjuicyxXxXX lameeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
On December 21st 2007 Daemion Said: 
Daemion how young??? cause i think the old man will be rather disappointed with a bunch of cats XD
On December 21st 2007 Axeldude04 Said: 
Axeldude04 LOL!!! :D
On December 10th 2007 prezjimmy Said: 
prezjimmy I posted this a long time ago.
On December 6th 2007 Jimydavis Said: 
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ha, this time he comes with him. wont his wife be angry!
On December 6th 2007 Jimydavis Said: 
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ha, this time he comes with him. wont his wife be angry!
On December 6th 2007 Jimydavis Said: 
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ha, this time he comes with him. wont his wife be angry!
On December 4th 2007 koorimoo Said: 
koorimoo HA HA THATS GREAT
On December 3rd 2007 Snooky9e Said: 
Snooky9e horny old man...lolz
On December 3rd 2007 Jlaff1 Said: 
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lol great!
On December 2nd 2007 Asiab96 Said: 
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boring
On December 2nd 2007 stics917 Said: 
stics917 lol
On December 2nd 2007 foofoo94 Said: 
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lol
On December 2nd 2007 bamerbaby97 Said: 
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funny, but not too funny. :-(
On December 2nd 2007 reapersheart Said: 
reapersheart lol
On December 2nd 2007 kimmy626 Said: 
kimmy626 OMG!! LMAO!!
On December 2nd 2007 irwinwe Said: 
irwinwe hahahaha beautiful
On December 2nd 2007 staywithme2nit Said: 
staywithme2nit wow lol
On December 2nd 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said: 
AzalieUzumaki lolz
On December 1st 2007 deshanna13 Said: 
deshanna13 funny lol
On December 1st 2007 PlayMoreWii Said: 
PlayMoreWii Nice one!
On December 1st 2007 Cybrmonkey92 Said: 
Cybrmonkey92 hahahaha that's good! After the first two times you learn to believe, that's for sure
On December 1st 2007 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 haha first good joke on here in awhile, original without being lame...good job
On December 1st 2007 dhmm Said: 
dhmm lmfao hahahahaha
On November 30th 2007 greenmonkei Said: 
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imao it was funny