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Hillary's Driver

Views(595) Created(5-8-08) Category ( Other )


Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."!
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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On May 11th 2008 gikmo9 Said :
gikmo9 lol. i read the name hillary and automatically assumed you meant hillary duff.
On May 9th 2008 betyoucantgess Said :
betyoucantgess HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!1
On May 9th 2008 N5607 Said :
N5607 guffaw
On May 9th 2008 dragonsoul0 Said :
my picture
old, but still funny.
On May 9th 2008 dhmm Said :
dhmm dear lord jesus
On May 8th 2008 BiPolarKid Said :
BiPolarKid Oooooooooh I get it!
On May 8th 2008 darkdawn4ever Said :
darkdawn4ever ha ha ha soooo funny
On May 8th 2008 JJay4 Said :
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lol..thats hilarious
On May 8th 2008 LiaAmia Said :
LiaAmia lol
On May 8th 2008 Lajestikk Said :
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haha that was funny
On May 8th 2008 putsy Said :
putsy love it soo much
On May 8th 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh LOL, that SO funny!!!!

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